normal person: hay guise it's coronation day
ashes to ashes fan: HE DIDN'T DESERVE A SHALLOW GRAVE
joceln: canada looks really broken u ok canada
Ledgers of Zelda →
In which I’ve begun playing all the Zelda games in the order listed inHyrule Historia.Because I’ve played ONE. I suck. But now I’m gonna play them ALL.
gorgeousmuslimah: Frequency illusion: Where a word, name or thing you just learned about suddenly appears everywhere.
Reblog if you are so unpopular that you don't even...
thesassylorax: majorasbitch: theroachsalad: ...
clothobuerocracy: datkarkatass: elevatorgoingdown: soshootastar: who wants to be a part of the pluto fandom Only REAL fans remember when Pluto was still a planet B( pluto bby come back I have a highschool AU where Pluto is in love with Jupiter but they can never be together because Jupiter is captain of the football team and Pluto is just a lonesome and nerdy planetoid. I hate...
News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
News in America: cannibal eats man's face
I got an email with the subject line "Good Things"
mmnem0syne: … and it looks like I’ve been accepted to William & Mary! you know what comes next TUMBLR MEETUP AT THE MOTHERFUCKING GREEN LEAFE AMIRITE
blackstanlee: irishphilosophy: antiocial: purestlight: waerlogas: unsinkablelove: getoutofmyheadcharles: gaymzee: a tumblr user walks into a joke and starts crying because theyre offended my dad was killed by a joke you asshole wow that’s offensive, some people don’t even have assholes, you bastard SOME OF US ARE ACTUALLY BASTARDS YOU INSENSITIVE TWAT I WAS BORN WITHOUT...
A little sales figure some of you fangirls might...
kevinbolk: We went to Animazement with the Avengers card set and we stocked deep on all of them, anticipating a very entusiastic response. Pretty much all of them performed pretty well (except Fury and Black Widow *le sigh*), but guess which one was the only one to sell out… Oh, and did I mention he did so before noon on the second day of the show? This is the part where you all kneel. “You...
horse-ebooks: holy shit adulthood seems absolutely fucking terrifying like woah you have to pay your own taxes amd bills, go buy everything you need on your own, aND TONS OF OTHER SHIT I’M REALLY NOT READY FOR ALL OF THIS This fear diminishes significantly with the realisation that once you’re on your own and self-sufficient you can make bacon at 3 in the morning if you fucking well...
chloerayneee: borken:coffeeandvonnegut: guys, have you ever googled bunnies yawning I must have done something wrong.
Can You Have Real-Life Headcanons?
accusativeofexclamation: My husband’s father is a nuclear engineer who has worked for both the Navy and DARPA. He’s worked with both Robert Ballard and the guy who invented the Segway. DARPA is a government organization that essentially invents all the crazy crap we need to invent before the military has to worry about it. Or NASA. Or anyone. Because DARPA is amazing. I have a headcanon...
kristalbrooks: gabrielsbutt: ...
Iron Man 3
Pepper Potts: Remember when you told me to give myself only twelve percent credit?
Tony Stark: Remember when I was flying into space, inevitably, to my doom and to save the entire world from an alien attack and you DIDN'T ANSWER YOUR PHONE?
josiahfiles: to the window to the wal-
A little backstory to this clip before you watch it: Will Smith’s father abandoned him and his mother when he was a child, and when Will was finally getting into show business and making a name for himself, he tried to sneak his way back into his life like nothing happened. Will co-wrote this episode, and James Avery (Uncle Phil) said “this scene was the hardest thing I’ve ever had to...